Why an MG
Why have you bought an MG, Dad?
Why was our Escort sold?
Why has it got no roof, Dad?
Why is the car so old?
Why is the roof made of rag, Dad?
Why won't it keep out the rain?
Why's it so draughty in here, Dad?
You're not stopping for petrol again!!
Why's there no room in the back, Dad?
Why are my legs in the air?
Why can't I sit in the front, Dad?
You no this just is'nt fair!
What is that noise underneath, Dad?
Why does the engine vibrate?
Why does the exhaust smoke, Dad?
Mum says this car's out of date!
Why can't we go any faster, Dad?
Why can't you keep up the pace?
Why is that Gti smiling, Dad?
Please don't give him a race!
Why are the wheels made of wire, Dad?
Why is that rust in the sill?
Why do all the girls look, Dad?
Ahh, please leave me the MG in your will!!

Roger & Pat Mayo.